Bald Britney takes the crown!
2. Paris Hilton
The thing you have to admire about this now-iconically ridiculous blonde heiress is that she's unflappable.
So whether it be her one-year vow of abstinence and a subsequent series of extremely graphic tabloid pictures; her constant, casual flaunting of drunk driving charges; a pay-per-view adult website (which many claim is owned by Paris herself) exposing more of her naked exploits; enough nipple-slips to make you bored of areolas; and videos of a drunk Paris using the choicest of racial epithets, Paris Hilton doesn't blink. She just carries on.
Then again, maybe that's the wonky eye.