11 Bizarre Finds On Amazon You Won't Believe Exist
Amazon is full of surprising things to buy -- from the oddly useful to the completely outlandish. Alongside normal products like dal-chawal, books, cellphones, you’ll find weird inventions, funny gadgets and unusual items that get you to click. These strange finds might make you laugh. Surprise you. Or maybe even tempt you to buy them just for fun.
24K Gold Coins & Bar
Amazon India offers a range of 24-karat (999 purity) gold coins and bars from reputable brands like Malabar Gold & Diamonds, Muthoot Pappachan, and WHP Jewellers. These items are available in various weights, including 1 gm, 2 gm, 5 gm, 10 gm. Given that gold prices are galloping upwards now is the time to get a bar delivered to you doorstep.
Cow Dung Cakes
They can always come in handy. Who knows when. So stock up, bhaiyon aur beheno! Actually Amazon probably keeps them on its inventory because gobar upla is traditionally used in Indian rituals like hawans & pujas. It's also used as fuel, so maybe try it in your barbcecue. They promise to send sun-dried and moisture-free cakes; that's their guarantee.
Toilet Hourglass Timer
In search of a quirky and functional gift. Look no further. Ideal for someone who tends to linger in the bathroom, doctors would approve. Where the recipient will hide this item remains to be seen.
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
This outrageous merchandise will cost you a pretty packet! For Rs 6,081, momentarily turn the squirrels in your garden, or balcony, into horses. A whimsical way to feed squirrels, it's designed in the shape of a horse’s head and when squirrels come to feed they look like they wearing a horse’s head.
Emergency Underpants
This gag gift is exactly what it sounds like: A small tin containing a brief. Why not? Just the thing to carry in your purse or briefcase in case of, well, an emergency. Made from disposable material, it could be a lifesaver. Buy one for each member of your family.
Car Umbrella
Cars need umbrellas too. The monsoon is around the corner. Spoil your gadee with her own umbrella.
Burrito Blanket
For those who love comfort and Mexican food, a burrito bag is a dream come true. Designed to look like a giant tortilla, the blanket allows you to roll yourself up like a burrito, so you becomee the ultimate, life-sized cosy snack. Just for Rs 4,662.
Ostrich Pillow
Umm. What's up with Amazon? Are they out style you like a zombie or The Pillsbury Man? Sold for use on a plane, so you can get that one-of-a-kind nap (impossible) in your straitjacket seat, you're bound to give your fellow passengers a fright in that attire.
Swimsuit
There are swimsuits. And there are swimsuits. Sexiness is assured in the Sister Amy Women's Long Sleeve Zip Printed Zipper Surfing One-Piece Swimsuit Bathing Suit, ain't it? 88 per cent polyester, 12 per cent spandex and 1,000 per cent fugly.
A Car
Does Chota Sahib need a car for an evening cruise of the bazaar? Amazon has various choices. At least it costs only marginally more than the horse-head squirrel feeder.
Ganga Jal
Amazon thinks of everything, yup A to Z. In case you didn't make it to the Maha Kumbh at Prayagraj, purchase some Ganga jal online. Fast quick delivery, no OTP involved.