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Many of us speak one language at home, another with friends and a third at school or office. But with all this switching and translating, it's easy to make a mistake or two. Here we go, with another round of English Bloopers.
This problem comes from misplacing 'yourself'. It sounds as if Ashok is eating himself! Instead, the 'yourself' should be placed after 'you'. Correct: 'You are staying alone and you yourself can cook?' Yusuf Merchant sent this amusing story from the school-yard. Wrong: Sports teacher -- 'You two boys understanding the tree drinking cigarettes, call both your fathers.' First, it should be 'standing under', not 'understanding'. Second, in English, you do not drink cigarettes; you smoke them. This is direct translation from Hindi. Finally, the whole structure is wrong. The first is a direct translation of 'mera ticket nikaal' and the second is a translation of 'mein uspe gussa hua'. They should be: Correct: Buy my ticket.
You should use 'told' instead of 'said' in this situation.
'Didn't' is a contraction of 'did not', which should be followed by the present tense. Correct: I didn't get his mail. The word 'furniture' is plural. Correct: My husband and I went and bought furniture for our new house.
Whenever the short form MP (Member of Parliament) is used, we should say, 'He is an MP'. But when the full form is used, we should say, 'He is a Member of Parliament.' Correct: He is an MP.
We thank our readers for the witty emails detailing common English bloopers they've come across! Keep them coming in, and we'll keep publishing them. Three times a week, we'll provide articles featuring your responses. If you'd like to share common bloopers you come across when people speak/ write in English, do mail your list of common bloopers, along with their correct alternatives to englishbloopers@rediffmail.com -- we'll highlight them right here as a helpful guide to those trying to improve their English. Also make sure you include your FULL NAME, AGE, OCCUPATION and the CITY you are based in. |
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