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A dating Web site, www.itsadatingthing.com, has compiled Britain's top 30 chat-up lines.
And according to the survey the lousiest is: "I'm here. What were your other two wishes?"
According to the Web site, it conducted the survey to give its members "an indication of the things not to say to get a new relationship off the ground".
The other 29 in decreasing order of corniness are:
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
- That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock
- I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
- Get your coat, you've pulled.
- Here's 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.
- If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon.
- Is it hot in here or is it you?
- Does God know you've escaped from heaven?
- I think I've seen you on the cover of Playboy.
- I'm new around here. Could you direct me to your flat?
- If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
- There's something wrong with my eyes - I can't taken them off you.
- I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
- I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.
- Do you sleep on your stomach or can I?
- You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all evening.
- What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this.
- You look like someone I know.
- Do you come here often?
- Drink up - you've pulled.
- How do you like your eggs in the morning?
- I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman.
- You're great at fishing because you've caught me hook, line and sinker.
- Bond. James Bond.
- You look so good I could drink your bath water.
- Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
- If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?