The questions we want Karan Johar to ask on Koffee With Karan!

Janta jawab chahti hai!

Koffee With Karan is all set to return, and the fifth season promises to ask 'personal questions' about 'personal relationships.'

Host Karan Johar obviously has his questions ready, but we decided to ask some of our own, and guess the reactions of his star guests.

Well, then, here goes.

Salman, just when are you getting married?

So, not this year?

Shah Rukh, did you really like Dilwale?

Oops...

Do you ever get tired, Ranveer?

It's a no then.

Ranbir, what did you think of Baar Baar Dekho?

Is that a yawn or a giggle?

Deepika, who's better: Ranveer or Ranbir?

Tic. Tac. Toe.

Sonam, did you like Mirzya?

She's not the only one.

Alia, what's your IQ?

Okay, we shouldn't have asked.

Kajol, are you still Karan Johar's friend?

We get the hint.

Hrithik, did you really propose to Kangana?

Some things are better left unsaid.

Kangana, did you ever love Hrithik?

Yes, think hard on that one.

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