Photographs: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret
The hashtag and the smiley are fantastic while texting but best kept off the runway.
Victoria's Secret is well known for its outrageous lingerie, but some of these were well truly bizarre.
We start out with model Monika Jagaciak whose outfit reflected exactly what we thought of it too... except in a not-so-nice way.
Victoria's Secret fashion show: Ten truly bizarre outfits
Image: Model Karlie Kloss walks the runway at the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City.Photographs: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret
A Victoria's Secret show without wings is like body without soul but even by VS standards, these butterfly wings seemed more apt in a children's fancy dress competition rather than a lingerie show.
Victoria's Secret fashion show: Ten truly bizarre outfits
Image: Model Sara Sampaio walks the runway at the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City.Photographs: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret
Just in case you ever wondered what 'mixed emotions' meant... that right there is an apt representation!
Victoria's Secret fashion show: Ten truly bizarre outfits
Image: Singer Taylor Swift performs at the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City.Photographs: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret
When it isn't fluttering, the Union Jack is possibly one of the most recognised fashion motifs. But we aren't entirely sure what fashion statement the American Swifty was trying to make in this one. Do you?
Victoria's Secret fashion show: Ten truly bizarre outfits
Image: Model Elsa Hosk walks the runway at the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City.Photographs: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret
We're going to leave it to you to decide why that Smiley looks exceptionally happy.
Victoria's Secret fashion show: Ten truly bizarre outfits
Image: Model Cara Delevingne walks the runway at the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City.Photographs: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret
The two things that crossed our minds when we saw this one (not necessarily in this order).
1. Did she just walk out of a Puma show?
2. Whatever happened to the wings!?
Victoria's Secret fashion show: Ten truly bizarre outfits
Image: Model Cindy Bruna walks the runway at the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City.Photographs: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret
It's a raincoat; it's a lingerie... oh never mind!
Victoria's Secret fashion show: Ten truly bizarre outfits
Image: Model Ieva Laguna walks the runway at the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City.Photographs: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret
We get the expression of wearing one's heart on one's sleeve. But we can't quite get our heads around this one.
What happens? Does it open up into a parachute?
Victoria's Secret fashion show: Ten truly bizarre outfits
Image: A model presents a creation during the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York.Photographs: Lucas Jackson/Reuters
We're not even going to try to explain what doesn't work in this picture because we don't even know where to start!
Victoria's Secret fashion show: Ten truly bizarre outfits
Image: Model Karlie Kloss presents a creation during the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York.Photographs: Lucas Jackson/Reuters
And we end with Karlie Kloss who seems to be sporting a bodysuit that we aren't entirely sure where she'd wear -- on the red carpet, or the bedroom.
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